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The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

CraftyLingo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, you want to join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should join. first of all, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. if you join, you can help them hatch their evil plan (literally).

also, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually really friendly and just want to play pranks on unsuspecting players. don’t worry, they won’t actually haunt you (maybe).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most wacky minecraft community around. who needs normal when you can have insane?

PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	626	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!