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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

HappySMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the revival of HappySMP! IP:happysmp.secure.pebble.host Same basic set of plugins, features and gamerules including, but not limited to: – no creeper grief – no enderman grief – dragon drops elytra – double shulker shell drops – public exp farms- timber! – auction house – modified sell command – claiming and much more! The server is always in development which means you can look forward to more features being added over time!

happysmp.secure.pebble.host

Strohl

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Swedish Anarchy server / Swedish Anarchy server

This server is open for anyone to play on. The server is there for you to have fun without all the restrictions found on most servers.

Remember that anyone can destroy what you have built, but you can also destroy what someone else has built.

The server is primarily Swedish, but anyone can play!

strohl.se

ANARCHIA

Anarchy, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Anarchy server Anarchia with no rules Server running 1.20.4 All of our new player are from USA we would like to spread the server on europe continet. Server have 70 slots on display but really its unlimited. Clients allowed.

31.214.205.135:24441

Bananium

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8598	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	2687
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Just plain survival minecraft the most open game ever cool features of my server: – non premium (cracked), – live world map (3d isometric), see your builds instantly

bananium.ddns.net

VbVt

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

VbVt is a vanilla anarchy server with the goal to stay true to the vanilla survival experience.

Players can explore the world, build, make farms and invite friends to become the most established group. With no plugins to protect land and PVP constantly on, users have to protect their land, explore farther to not be found, and hide coordinates to feel protected. Without admin interference this allows users to make their own events, games and govern themselves.

play.vbvt.org

StarPixel Network

PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Join our server we have a custom boxpvp modality where you can have an epic time

starpixelmc.net:25658

IronSoldiersCrew

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3212
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Enter the server and enjoy with your friends playing the different modalities we have. The server has Pvp Survival Plots minigames.

ironsoldiers.es

Dragon Ball Xen

PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Dragon Ball Xen is a DBC server that aims at making every races viable options and offers great pvp balance with tons of pve content to level up

149.56.155.164:25594

tiktok

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1822	Rainbows Spotted:	6

cool economy server with a great community and discord survival economy leveling mcmmo claims kits

tiktokmc.com

LifeFuse Royal SMP

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The first LIFEFUSE-type server in the WORLD and in Lithuania! Killing another player gives you their heart and a random good effect, while your enemy loses a heart and gets a random bad effect! Invite the best team of the server and enter the best YOUTUBERS videos of the server by being the best on the server and in all of LITHUANIA! IP: royalsmp.srw.lt

royalsmp.srw.lt:3306