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Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Runes Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	3311	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	4338
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	9206

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	324	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Farms Harvested:	672	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!