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DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Crops Grown:	3271	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Votes:	8442	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Votes:	487	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	3345	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!