Catholicism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft: School of Shock

School, catholicism, investigation, Justice, Abuse

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! our players are so crazy, they make the ferocious violence at Ireland’s religious-run schools look like child’s play!

we have levels of abuse that will shock you to your core, but in a fun and entertaining way! build your own crazy creations and watch them get destroyed by our insane players who will stop at nothing to cause chaos!

join now for a wild and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity! who needs religious-run schools when you can have this level of craziness in minecraft?!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

religious demographics, SUPREME COURT, America, Holycraft, separation of church and state

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where we explore the political implications of modern Roman Catholics being the largest group of heretics on Earth! With over 1 billion adherents, you’ll never run out of people to debate with in the chat.

But that’s not all – did you know that America has 6 Catholics on the Supreme Court, with 2 of them appointed by Zion Don Trump himself? Join our server and dive into the conspiracy theories and wild debates surrounding this shocking fact.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while discussing the heresies of the Catholic Church and the influence of Zion Don Trump on the Supreme Court? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

catholic community, Minecraft, relationship goals, catholicism, dating tips

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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MassCraft Minecraft Server

catholicism, Mass, catholic church, spirituality, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Teachings of Jesus, Catholic tradition, kingdom of heaven, Holycraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.

Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

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NobleCraft Saints

Legacy, middle ages, inspiration, Sainthood, catholicism

lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

Schism, Vatican news, Vatican, excommunicates, ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the vatican is getting involved? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!

join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

religious leader, Vatican, ecclesiastical hierarchy, religious hierarchy, Pope selection process

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the Pope wants in? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Pope Francis himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist testing his skills against our players. Join now and maybe you’ll get the chance to take on the Pope in a battle for the ages! Just remember to play fair, he’s got God on his side after all.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

faith journey, Minecraft, faith exploration, Holycraft, religious education curriculum

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a Catholic school setting where the students are supposed to be studying the Bible, but instead, they’re secretly practicing Buddhism! It’s like a holy war between religions, but with pixelated blocks!

Join our server for the ultimate clash of beliefs and see if you can survive the chaos of mixing Catholicism and Buddhism in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to achieving enlightenment while building your very own virtual cathedral.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to say your prayers before logging on, you never know what kind of religious shenanigans you’ll encounter!

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Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Crafting, Contraception, birth control, Edition, morality

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

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