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Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9552	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Votes:	9005
Villages Defended:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Potions Brewed:	178	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!