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NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2250	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2088
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2844	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Farms Harvested:	923	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	641731	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	594909	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	8499	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4317
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.