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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2928 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!