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BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8953
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Votes:	7424

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2603	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	3205	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	25

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	3160
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	101	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!