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MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Farms Harvested:	554
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	109	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8446	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1982
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	527

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2998	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!