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CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	209

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	188315
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	108
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7527
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.