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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	4458	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3078	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	750
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crops Grown:	1571	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	4180	Votes:	9956
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	6976
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?