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RidleyCraft Minecraft Server

assistant directors, blockbuster, cash grab, catatonic, creativity, Decline, Director, dispassionate, film industry, filmmaking, filmography, Gladiator II, Hollywood, lack of passion, mid 2000s, Minecraft, movies, ridley scott, RidleyCraft, Server, speculation, storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	959	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Ridley Scott-inspired world! Our server is so epic, even Ridley Scott himself would be impressed. Rumor has it, Ridley Scott actually based his last few movies on the adventures he had on our server. From battling aliens to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, our server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Ridley Scott-inspired Minecraft universe!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Potions Brewed:	51	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	7796
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

cnn, Corporate Espionage, cyber defense, cyber threat, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital attack, disrupting systems, Energy Sector, HACKING, Halliburton, HalliburtonCraft, incident response, infrastructure disruption, it security, lol, network security, Oil giant, OIL INDUSTRY, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	869222	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!

FreeRentMC Server

Bridges, city, Classes, clingy landlord, confusion, dick, Driving, driving classes, free, FreeRentMC, funny, hentais, LANDLORD, offers, Organs, overpopulated, overpopulated city, rejection, Server, small town, TOWN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

EndgameMinecraftSMP

Analysis, Characters, Cliffhanger, Conclusion, Drama, Endgame, EndgameMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Finale, Mystery, plot twist, resolution, series, speculation, Storyline, television, Television Show, theories, TV, tv show, what was their endgame

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and chaos at every turn! Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why all the villagers have suddenly started breakdancing, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on our server – just remember to watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land! So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

CelebCrushCraze

Boundaries, CelebCrushCraze, celebrity crushes, celebrity obsession, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional strain, Emotional support, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, partner’s feelings, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4226	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course).

Are you tired of typing away in the real world? Well, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using only emojis and memes. No more boring paragraphs, just pure chaotic fun!

Join us and unleash your inner asshole (in a playful way, of course). We encourage banter, jokes, and maybe even a little harmless flirting with other players. Who knows, you might find your virtual celebrity crush on our server and live out your wildest fantasies.

So come on, dive into our world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s build, fight, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

OopsCraft – History’s Biggest Blunder

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3002	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1516	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is filled with time-traveling villagers who have witnessed all the biggest mistakes in history firsthand. Want to see Julius Caesar accidentally trip and fall on his own sword? Or watch as the Titanic narrowly avoids hitting that pesky iceberg? Look no further than our server for all your historical mishap needs. Plus, our mini-games include reenactments of famous blunders like the invention of the wheel square and the construction of the Leaning Tower of Pisa without a level. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history’s greatest fails in action – join our server today!

ReefRageCraft

climate change, climate science, coral bleaching, coral reef bleaching, Coral Reefs, ecological research, ecosystem health, environmental crisis, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean temperatures, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, temperature records

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	1555
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s hotter than the great barrier reef? well, you’re in luck cuz our server is literally on fire! not really, but it’s so lit that even the coral reefs are jealous.

join us and experience the heat of a thousand suns as you build, mine, and survive in a world where the temperature is cranked up to 11. we’ve got lava pits, fiery mobs, and even a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour. it’s like living on the edge of a literal meltdown, but in a fun way!

plus, our community is so cool that even the fish in the ocean are jealous. we have weekly events like hot potato (literally a potato that’s on fire), lava parkour (try not to burn your feet), and a dance party in the nether (watch out for the flames). it’s a party like no other, and you’re invited!

so come on down to our server and experience the hottest minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs the great barrier reef when you can have this much fun? join us now and feel the burn!