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RidleyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3949

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Ridley Scott-inspired world! Our server is so epic, even Ridley Scott himself would be impressed. Rumor has it, Ridley Scott actually based his last few movies on the adventures he had on our server. From battling aliens to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, our server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Ridley Scott-inspired Minecraft universe!

Pixel Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Farms Harvested:	657
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	6165
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a total loner? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, party members can solicit you! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out or uninvited ever again. Imagine getting bombarded with invites to join epic parties and adventures every time you log on. It’s like being the popular kid in high school, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Joining their ranks will earn you street cred like you wouldn’t believe. Rumor has it they once pranked an entire village by replacing all the pigs with creepers. Classic Blocky Bandits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of endless fun, excitement, and ridiculousness. Who knows, you might even become the next party member to solicit others!

/Mine/ – Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, Wiki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6963
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether, but with more drama and less lava. Join us for a chance to team up with Chasca, the feather-fletched peacekeeper, and Ororon, whose hues are so elusive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Claw Convoy,” is so intense it’ll make you question if you’re still in the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. It’s like the Avengers, but with more crafting tables.

And if you need a break from all the chaos, just check-in daily for some sweet rewards. Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that’ll make you richer than a diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, bangs, Bangs Desk, Conflict, Crisis, desk, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENEMY, Geopolitics, hostility, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	2559	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	777903	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3028	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	312166
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1035	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4313
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Gantz Was Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a villager who’s been trading with a witch.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get gantz-level wild!