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Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-racism, blocky, buds, civil rights, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, progress, Racial equality, racism, Server, social change, social justice, social progress, tolerance, Unity, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Votes:	8447	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of being called Hitler just because of your skin color on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all colors of the rainbow! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to spread peace and love throughout the Minecraft universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your inner rainbow shine!

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6531	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineHex

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft PVP Survival Economy Creative Minigames SMP Roleplay Quests Plugins Factions Vanilla Redstone Bedwars Parkour Hypixel Towny Pixelmon Prison

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1228	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!