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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Villages Defended:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8919

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	776
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Dragon Eggs Found:	9664
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9658	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!