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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9780 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 773 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
so, like, you wanna join our server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you for a week. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by none other than president trump himself? yeah, he called up our PM Mette Frederiksen and was like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta check it out.” so, like, if you wanna be on the same wavelength as the president, you better join us now.
plus, we have a special event where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. it’s like the battle of the century, i tell ya. so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin!
