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Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Emeralds Found:	1355
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	640322
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Solo Leveling will save anime! Forget about those other servers that couldn’t even save a fish from drowning. And don’t even get us started on Blue Archive, that was a bigger flop than a pancake falling off a skyscraper.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while pretending to be a Minecraft pro. We promise you won’t turn into a Korean gamer addict, at least not until you’ve spent at least 100 hours on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the true savior of anime, one block at a time!

Crafty McCraftface

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1607
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2110
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8840	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	3814
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!