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LitaniCraft: No Hezbollah Allowed

Allowed, border, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, LitaniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7315	New Chunks Explored:	416012
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and lebanon! 😂 if you don’t join, the truce might collapse like a noob’s dirt house in a thunderstorm ⚡️⛏️ we got more action than hezbollah trying to withdraw to the north of the litani river 🚀 join us for crazy battles, epic builds, and more chaos than herobrine on a sugar rush 🍭💥 don’t miss out on the fun, join now before things get more wild than a creeper in a redstone factory! 🤪 #minecraftmadness

Alien Crafters United

Alien, aliens, citizenship, Crafters, extraterrestrial beings, foreign entities, government regulations, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration policies, intergalactic visitors, legal aliens, legal classification, legal status, Legal System, legal terminology, non-citizens, non-human beings, outer space, United, visitors from space

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	546288	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

43°F, aita, back rent, Costs, CraftyRoomie, Friend, gas, Heartless, hypothermia, lift home, Minecraft, MONEY, not talking, popular fast food chain, refusal, roommate, Server, South, stranded, Uber, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative background, flag display, flagging, friend conflict, friendship, Individuality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, parenting, personal space, pride, pride flag, PrideCraft, Respect, Self-expression, Support, tolerance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!

Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?

Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!

Mystic Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analytics, audience targeting, booyakasha, branding, content strategy, Conversion, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Isles, keywords, list, long tail, mystic, online presence, Optimization, performance tracking, phrases, search terms, Seo, tags, VISIBILITY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring. And our mobs? They’re so lit, they’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a horror movie. Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started! Peace out, my blocky brethren.

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?

Endo Can Make Glioblastoma Grow!

blood vessel lining, Blood vessels, brain tumor treatments, brain tumors, cancer cell growth, cancer resistance, endo, Endocan, endothelial cell activation, endothelial cells, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma cells, grow, PDGFRA, protein activation, receptor activation, standard therapies, therapy resistance, treatments, tumor cell resistance, tumor growth, Tumor-secreted protein, tumor-secreted protein research

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a tumor-secreted protein for your gaming experience! Our world is produced by the endothelial cells of creativity, activating your gamer receptors to drive your gameplay to new heights! We got glioblastoma levels of fun that will make you resistant to leaving your computer screen. Plus, our standard therapies include epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a tumor’s grip on your brain. So come join us and let’s grow this server together, one block at a time!

Enchanted Kinship 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blood related, cousin incest, cousin love, cousin marriage, cousin relationships, Cultural differences, Enchanted, family bonds, family dynamics, forbidden love, imouto, Kinship, legal marriage, Manga, manga themes, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	4940	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than cousin incest in manga/anime!

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships that are as confusing as a harem anime plot twist.

Explore a world where anything is possible, even marrying your cousin (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our wacky community, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like a tsundere character’s mood swings.

So come on, join us for a gaming experience that will make you question reality more than a time-traveling isekai protagonist.

QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs

CASUALTIES, death toll, devastation, disaster management, disaster relief, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake victims, emergency response, emergency services, Humanitarian Aid, natural disaster, Noobs, Quakecraft, rescue efforts, RIP, search and rescue, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, tragic event, Trapped, trapped survivors, tremors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!