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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6952 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!