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TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	826	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Crafty LOLz: The ‘Did they?’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6085	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Hot Blocks Club

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	356598	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	2901
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8842	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Votes:	8816	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	105

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!