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Casually Explained Minecraft Servers

  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3466
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9873
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1729
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Potions Brewed: 169 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 720
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 86 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 New Chunks Explored: 466781
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4074
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1121
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Votes: 6268

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2930
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

    Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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