New Minecraft Servers 2025

CASTRATING Minecraft Servers

CASTRATING Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Incels and Creeper Queens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Incels and Creeper Queens Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8226
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6415
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Animals Bred: 125 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    Are you tired of being a lonely Incel in the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and watch as the tables turn in this virtual world where women have all the power and adoration from simps. Who knew that mining for diamonds could lead to a whole new level of female empowerment? Join now and see for yourself!

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  • Hypercube: where we mod the mods and then mod them some more!

    Hypercube: where we mod the mods and then mod them some more!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2913
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

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    Hypercube Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Launch Date Almost a year ago
    Languages Originally Ukrainian-speaking, now open to international community with English support
    Realms Three realms: “Arcane Engineering”, “Elven Kiss”, and “Cave Adventures”
    Modpacks “Create: Arcane Engineering”, “Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons 2”, “Alex’s Caves”
    Server Location Physically hosted in Finland (Hetzner)
    Launcher Own launcher available, or use any other launcher to connect via IP

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using our launcher or installing modpacks from Curseforge and connecting via IP.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Yes, you can invite friends to play on the server as long as they follow the rules.
    Is there any in-game currency or economy? Currently, there is no in-game currency system on the server.
    How do I report an issue on the server? You can report any issues or bugs on our Discord server in the designated channels.

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  • Pixelated Job Fair

    Pixelated Job Fair
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6660
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 255

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to find the most outrageous job opportunities in the blocky world!

    Join us and become a professional chicken wrangler, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through mazes made of lava and cacti. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional tree puncher, where you’ll compete in daily tree punching competitions to see who can gather the most wood in the shortest amount of time.

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional sheep stylist, where you’ll dye sheep in the most fashionable colors and give them trendy haircuts? Or maybe you’d like to join our exclusive club of underwater basket weavers, where you’ll craft intricate baskets while dodging hostile mobs in the depths of the ocean.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious job opportunities in the Minecraft universe? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

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  • FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

    FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9335
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Animals Bred: 104 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Potions Brewed: 43
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with furries who only want one thing from you and then ghost you like a creeper in the night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a furry-free zone! No more awkward encounters with players who only want to “mate” with you and then disappear faster than an Enderman in the shadows.

    Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.

    So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!

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  • Youtuber Survival Mayhem Pranksters – Super Secret Server Access Only

    Youtuber Survival Mayhem Pranksters – Super Secret Server Access Only
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1305
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 556120 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Ores Mined: 748
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

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    Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber SMP Server

    Overview:

    A Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber SMP server is being set up for smaller creators who play on the bedrock edition. This server will have specific rules that all players must follow. Interested players can join a discord server and participate in the realm/server once it is set up.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I am not a YouTuber? Yes, the server is open to all players who play on bedrock edition and are interested in joining.
    What are the rules for the server? The rules will be provided in the discord server once it is set up. They will include guidelines for behavior, collaboration, and gameplay.
    How do I join the server? Players can join by participating in the discord server and following the instructions provided there for joining the realm/server.
    Will there be any restrictions on content creation? Players are free to create content on their experiences in the server, but must adhere to the rules and guidelines set for the server.

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  • CraftyChick

    CraftyChick
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5109
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Villages Defended: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Falling into the Void: 1

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but the usual survival and creative modes? Well, have we got a treat for you!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a few friendly spiders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. 😉

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  • SweetieCraft: Where Mercedes Needs a Sugar Intervention

    SweetieCraft: Where Mercedes Needs a Sugar Intervention
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4885
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, we’ve got mermaids riding unicorns and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with sugar-fueled adventures, then come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

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  • JoJo’s Bizarre Craft

    JoJo’s Bizarre Craft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3070
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Crops Grown: 5722
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is home to the oldest JoJo meme on the planet! That’s right, over 18 years ago, our server was blessed with the most epic JoJo meme that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join us and experience the insanity of battling creepers while jamming out to JoJo references that will make your head spin. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of meme warfare and are always ready to take on new challengers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the legendary meme history that will go down in Minecraft lore forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous and hilarious. See you in the game, meme warriors!

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  • Crafty Craziness: ‘BREAKING NEWS’ Minecraft Madness!

    Crafty Craziness: ‘BREAKING NEWS’ Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 104 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Farms Harvested: 811 Runes Activated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where Marek Papszun is back in Raków Częstochowa and ready to take the team to victory! Just like he did in real life, Marek will lead his players from the 2nd tier to becoming Polish Champions in just three years. But wait, there’s a twist – after a wild season, Marek suddenly quits his job and leaves everyone hanging. Will he come back and lead Raków to glory once again? Join the server to find out and be a part of the most unpredictable and thrilling Minecraft adventure yet! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be a part of this rollercoaster ride with Marek Papszun at the helm? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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