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CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mines Excavated:	4237	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Dragon Eggs Found:	2005
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!