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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8920	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8860

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9494
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Items Found:	8485
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!