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CraftyTomodachiMC Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Votes:	8405
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	702	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3956	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4652	Enchantments Applied:	93

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Emeralds Found:	3596
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.