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CraftyGals – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Votes:	3003	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to play! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with friendly villagers, and a dragon that doubles as a DJ on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Great Sheep Racing Tournament, where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against other players for glory and prizes. And don’t forget about our legendary gacha system, where you can win rare items like enchanted swords, diamond armor, and even a pet Enderman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious gaming community in the blocky world! Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re no match for our epic players!

Softie4U Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Body language, caring behavior, emotional bond, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Fondness, gentle touch, infatuation, love signals, loving actions, Minecraft, romantic gestures, signs of affection, smp, soft corner, soft spot, Softie4U, special treatment, sweet gestures, tender feelings, Thoughtful gestures

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have players who will build you a statue made entirely out of diamond blocks if they have a soft spot for you. And if that’s not enough, our resident prankster will fill your house with chickens as a sign of affection.

But wait, there’s more! If someone really likes you, they might even build you a roller coaster that leads straight to a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a Minecraft SMP like this?

So come join us and see just how crazy things can get when you have a soft spot for someone in Minecraft!

NoBreakNoCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	148375

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

accusations, BankHeist, Banking Ethics, banking industry, banking regulations, Banking Scandal, Cheating Customers, consumer rights, corporate corruption, Customer Deception, Customer Protection, Ethical Breach, financial fraud, financial institutions, Financial Misconduct, financial scams, fraudulent practices, legal action, Massive Banks, Minecraft, regulatory violations, Server, white collar crime

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4544
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

airstrike, base, boom, Conflict, Conoco gas field, ConocoCraft, Crisis, Defense, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, news coverage, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, state media, Syria, Tension, US airbase, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	8199
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

Analysis, aussies, Australians, BlockDownUnder, comparison, English-speaking countries, health, high income, International, life expectancy, Lifestyle, longevity data, longevity trends, outlive, PEERS, research, statistics, study, uk, US, worst performer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

activities, Auctions, bedrock, block party, Community, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, Ender, Events, java, KitPvP, mascot, Minearchy, Parkour, party games, Prophunt, Quake, Relaxing, Safe Zones, Server, smp, Survival, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

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Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	6116	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Villages Defended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Bad deeds, bad guys, comeuppance, consequences, Evil doers, getting what they deserve, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, nemesis, payback, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, smp, Vengeance, villainous, Villains, Wrongdoers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	363627	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

aita, Apology, Baby name, brother, Communication, confusion, CraftySILNoAskMeLOL, DEADNAME, family dinner, family dynamics, ftm transgender, Honesty, LGBTQ, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Norah, SIL, sister-in-law, speaking up, Telling, transgender rights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, confusion, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, nonsense, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, Unexplainable, unfathomable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!