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Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7069	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Crops Grown:	8384	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1129
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!