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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Farms Harvested:	557
Divine Spears Created:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	7292
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Players Killed by Monsters:	2244	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	1338
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Crops Grown:	1413	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	3546	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.