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Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2431	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	681
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

AlreadyCrafted, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	8556
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Clingy, ClingyCraft, communication breakdown, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, feeling unwanted, feeling unwelcome, hurt feelings, immature behavior, leaving early, Minecraft, misunderstandings, rash decisions, seeking approval, seeking validation, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1591	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

aita, Argument, birth control pill, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, condoms, Conflict Resolution, Contraception, Decision making, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, feelings, opinion, OpinionCraft, personal choice, PRESSURE, relationship, sex, Upset, young adults

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	119	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, determination, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, life goals, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reason to live, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, well-being

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, fear not my friend, for I have found the ultimate reason to continue living – our insane Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?