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CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	216
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

BlockheadsRUs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Zombie Dances:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!