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NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5482

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9480	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1736
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6578	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Items Found:	6433	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	8380
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8945
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!