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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Star Shards Collected:	135
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2233
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	3053
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Votes:	3145	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!