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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8143 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9066 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.