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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5418 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5210 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).