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AutoPilotCraft

anatomy, AUTOMATED, Automation, AutoPilotCraft, biology, body functions, convenience, efficiency, Evolution, Fortunate, functions, health, homeostasis, Human Behavior, human body, humans, laziness, Lazy, metabolism, natural processes, physiology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crops Grown:	2740	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu sOmEtHiNg, ThIs sErVeR iS sO cOoL yOuR bOdY wIlL bE cOmPlEtElY aUtOmAtEd jUsT lIkE yOuR bOdY fUnCtIoNs! yOu wOn’T eVeN hAvE tO bReAtHe, eAt, oR sLeEp aNyMoRe! jUsT mInEcRaFt aLl dAy lOnG aNd lEt tHe sErVeR tAkE cArE oF yOuR bOdY! pLuS, wE hAvE aN ePiC sToRy aBoUt aN eNdErMaN aNd a cOw wHo fOuGhT oVeR a cArRoT! yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS sErVeR fOr tHaT aLoNe! so cOmE oN aNd jOiN uS, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

CashCraft: No Poverty, Only Fun!

alcohol, budgeting, CashCraft, child development, children, economic impact, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, Fun, income inequality, low-income households, Monthly cash transfers, MOTHERS, POVERTY, poverty reduction, risk reduction, Social Impact, social programs, social welfare, spending habits, study, tobacco

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Votes:	5844
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out monthly cash transfers like its candy! u wont be poor in this server cuz we got ur back with that sweet cash flow. and guess what? u wont spend it all on tobacco or alcohol cuz we got ur priorities straight.

mothers on our server are thriving, spending more time and money on their kids than ever before. u wanna be a top mom in minecraft? then join us and start raking in that cash for ur virtual family.

dont miss out on this opportunity to level up ur minecraft game and ur bank account. join now and start living that high roller life in the world of blocks and pixels.

Space

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Kosmosis is a Diamond Economy driven Towny Survival Server set on a map with Terralith Custom Terrain. Homebrew and eccentric Datapacks offer a unique survival experience, and a powerful server machine keeps the experience running smoothly. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use of the Terralith Datapack to bring you an exciting and epic world to build your civilizations on. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use a strict diamond driven economy that makes your inventory your wallet. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis introduces an array of new ingredients for its very own custom potions. —————————————————————————- Save up your diamonds to purchase OP Tools that make any project 100x easier in survival.

51.161.106.135

Arkored

application, Arkored, Community, Customer, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Release, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Updates

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4909	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

We will be releasing soon! Join our discord for updates!

Staff is needed join in and create an application!

Welcome to Arkored! Arkored is where you’re going to have the best skyblock experience! We have a ton of customer features why not join and come find out!

Join our discord @ www.arkored.net

play.arkored.net

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, creative plots, Creativeplots, Discord, discord server, Disney, Disneyland, Disneyworld, Entertainment, epcot, Epcotcenter, Epcotcenter1989, Familyfriendly, freeforall, Freetoplay, Fun, Gaming, horizonparks, Lobby, Mcamusement, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Newtomorrow, ONLINE, Other, planet minecraft, PNT, PNT³, project new tomorrow, Projectnewtomorrow, Recreations, Retro, RIDES, Roleplay, server ip, Themepark, Themeparks, vintage, Waltdisneyworld

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6639
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft Server

Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	1730
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
SERVER SPECS:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X	RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location: San Jose, California, United States	Platform: Fabric 1.21
MODS & TWEAKS
In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience:
DATAPACKS
Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief	Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg	Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops	Silence Mobs
Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition
APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq	Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link	Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview	Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is The Club SMP?

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.

2. How do I join The Club SMP?

To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.

3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?

The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.

4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?

In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.

5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?

We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.

USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9295	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6810	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	248	Crops Grown:	7596
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!