Cartmanland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
New Chunks Explored:	24893	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

Buy, consumer goods, defense industry, economic downturn, Financial Advice, investing, investment strategy, Lockheed, long term investments, market analysis, market trends, recession, recession stock, recession-proof stocks, recession-resistant stocks, retail sector, smp, stock, stock comparison, stock evaluation, stock market, stock performance, Walmart

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	4933	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?