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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Animals Bred:	128

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	5559	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7778	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2195	Farms Harvested:	402

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6387	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!