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9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	510
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	6041	Epic Quests Completed:	28

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	718096	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	164148	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8465
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Votes:	4284	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	264

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.