Carpet bombing Minecraft Servers

Carpet bombing Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Creeper Server: ‘Bomb Israel?’

    Crafty Creeper Server: ‘Bomb Israel?’
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1583
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2062
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that is as explosive as a bomb? Look no further! Join our server where Gazans return to neighborhoods where hospitals have been bombed…by creepers! Thousands of corpses of children are plowed into makeshift piles of sand and rubble…to build epic sandcastles!

    With 381 bodies recovered, many others crushed beyond recognition – but hey, that’s just how we roll in this server! It’s time to start carpet bombing Israel…with TNT! Stop or face consequences on a personal and national level…in the game of Minecraft, of course.

    US Politicians who have accepted JEWPAC money need to be confronted in public, at their offices, and homes, and at church…in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for explosive fun and outrageous adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the blast radius of a TNT block)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4647
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Animals Bred: 195 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BanEvader Minecraft Server

    BanEvader Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 8603
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LivingRoomLonerNoMore

    LivingRoomLonerNoMore
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7758
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 7468
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

    Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

    RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5028
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Villages Defended: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1885 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellCraft LoveFunk

    SmellCraft LoveFunk
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9762
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftLaneLunatics

    LeftLaneLunatics
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7690
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 249 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

    Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Crops Grown: 7260
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2485
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dimension Hops: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

    Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

    Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

    Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

    So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamJobDoomedGF

    DreamJobDoomedGF
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9814
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

    🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

    🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

    🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

    So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition

    KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8104
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our epic Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger appears out of nowhere and hands you a diamond sword with max enchantments. You’re like, “Whoa, thanks dude!” But it doesn’t stop there. This mysterious player then leads you to a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. You’re thinking, “Is this real life or just fantasy?” Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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