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ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7046	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHistoryFun

ancient civilizations, BlockyHistoryFun, education, Fun facts, historical anecdotes, historical curiosities, historical discoveries, historical events, historical facts, Historical figures, Historical Mysteries, historical research, History, history buffs, history lovers, interesting facts, knowledge, learning, Trivia, world history

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?

SinaloaSizzleCraft

Ambush, Armed Forces, ATTACKED, border control, burning vehicles, Conflict, criminal activity, drug cartels, drug trafficking, emergency response, law enforcement, Mexican military, mexico, Military operations, national security, organized crime, roads blocked, SECURITY, Sinaloa state, SinaloaSizzleCraft, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today!

VertebrateVillains

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation strategies, Current Biology, Deforestation, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental regulations, extractive industries, Global threats, habitat destruction, mining activities, oil drilling, Pollution, species extinction, sustainable practices, vertebrate biodiversity, VertebrateVillains, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!

OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, Boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, friendship, Manipulation, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Obsession, oneitis, OneitisCraft, online relationships, personal growth, psychopath, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, STALKING, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

Accountability, Backlash, controversy, criticism, internet backlash, kamala harris, KamalasTweetsGotBit, old tweets, online presence, past statements, political history, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, resurfaced tweets, SassySMP, scrutiny, social media, viral tweets

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7982	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy!