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CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	5949	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

Character, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, gaming character, gaming fun, gaming personality, gaming quiz, interactive quiz, Nintendo, nintendo characters, personality quiz, personality test, quiz, SmashBrosMC, smp, super smash bros, Super Smash Bros character quiz, Super Smash Bros personality, Super Smash Bros quiz, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	95071
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	222
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	357998
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?