Carmela Myles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5639
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5937	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8661
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.