Carlos the Alien Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Magic Items Found:	6431
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	8807
Farms Harvested:	333	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6413
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3124	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	1350

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?