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EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	309036
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3184
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Mines Excavated:	4840	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Emeralds Found:	9816
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8728	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!