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The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	9204
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	2163	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Votes:	5136
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	572	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!