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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mines Excavated:	1760
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crops Grown:	9093	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ores Mined:	3983	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4220
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8211	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	5574	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!

CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6026	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.