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Buildin’ with Biden

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally and more exciting than a Biden inauguration? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of starting your own insurrection against the blocky world, paid off by virtual Russians to overthrow the virtual government. Or maybe you prefer to support democracy and protect your pixelated nation from terrorists, just like Biden would.

No matter which side you choose, our server is the place to be for all your political Minecraft fantasies. So come cast your virtual vote and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1446
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	5609
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Farms Harvested:	338	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Votes:	5277	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	2078
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!