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Buildin’ with Biden

2024.., american people, biden, Biden 2024, Buildin, cares about himself, Democracy, democracy protection, democracy support, election, government for the people, insurrection, Jan 6 terrorists, moves to protect, russians, supports Israel, supports Ukraine, trump, trump insurrection, voting for Joe Biden

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally and more exciting than a Biden inauguration? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of starting your own insurrection against the blocky world, paid off by virtual Russians to overthrow the virtual government. Or maybe you prefer to support democracy and protect your pixelated nation from terrorists, just like Biden would.

No matter which side you choose, our server is the place to be for all your political Minecraft fantasies. So come cast your virtual vote and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BlockBusters: Legalize TNT!

blockbusters, criminal justice reform, decriminalize drugs, drug policy reform, end prohibition, legalize, legalize assisted suicide, legalize cockfighting, legalize dog fighting, legalize dumpster diving, legalize euthanasia, legalize fireworks, legalize gambling, legalize graffiti, legalize marijuana, legalize organ sales, legalize polygamy, legalize prostitution, legalize psychedelic drugs, legalize public nudity, legalize same-sex marriage, legalize surrogacy, Tnt

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we make illegal things legal! That’s right, you can finally fulfill all your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of getting banned.

Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with TNT and lava traps? No problem! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? We encourage it!

Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). So come on down and let your inner rebel run wild. Just don’t tell the Minecraft police!

DyslexicCraft: PalindromePals

backwards, Brain, Characters, Cognitive, Creative, dyslexic, DyslexicCraft, funny, humor, Language, Letters, linguistic, MIRROR, Palindrome, PalindromePals, Perception, Repetition, Reverse, Spelling, Unique, wordplay, Words

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	7501
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where every word is a palindrome if u r dyslexic enough. it’s like a whole new language, but with blocks and creepers.

join us on this server where pigs fly, literally. we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. who needs bacon when u can have bling, amirite?

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, u heard that right. this chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs. talk about a clucking good time!

if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs. they may not have any flesh, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and palindrome-filled minecraft server. who knows what other surprises await u in this crazy world of blocks and mobs.

LungBoostedBirds

Aerodynamics, animal biology, avian physiology, bird adaptations, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird biomechanics, bird evolution, bird flight, bird research, bird study, Eagles, falcons, flight muscles, flying enhancement, lung power, LungBoostedBirds, Osprey, respiratory system, Soaring birds, Vultures

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Items Found:	8855	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have SOARING BIRDS as our main attraction! imagine flying around on an osprey or an EAGLE, just flapping your wings and causing chaos everywhere you go. our birds have super lungs that make them fly faster and stronger, like they’re on a never-ending energy drink binge.

you’ll see falcons zooming past you, vultures diving down to pick up loot, and eagles swooping in to steal your diamonds. it’s a bird lover’s dream come true, except with a lot more explosions and lava pits.

so why wait? join our server and experience the thrill of flying with birds that have the lung capacity of a superhero. who needs a plane when you have a flock of flying machines at your disposal? come fly with us, it’s a bird-tastic adventure waiting for you!

MineRise Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, family, FANTASY, growth, hikikomori, isekai, Japanese novel, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, MineRise, Mother, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, Redemption, Reincarnation, second chance, Self Discovery, Server, soon, Web Novel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Void Gems Collected:	31
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.

WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Competition, Content Creation, digital age, Drones, E-drones, Entertainment, grappling, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, online streaming, professional wrestling, Promotion, Ratings, Server, social media, sports, Technology, television, viewership, WrestleCraft, wrestling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and witness the epic battle between E-drones and wrestlers as they compete to bring up ratings in the most hilarious way possible. Who will come out on top? Will the E-drones finally learn a thing or two about wrestling? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for hot dogs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server

Australia, brother, Expenses, family, globetrotter, husband, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NANNY, new years, PTO, Server, Small wedding, Son, tasmania, Thanksgiving, time off, Tour, travel, united states, visa restrictions, Wedding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	2847	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

PixelPunishers

1980s, Behavior, cultural shifts, Diversity, Etiquette, fashion, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Manners, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Outdated, PixelPunishers, Political Correctness, pop culture, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, Technology, trends

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!

FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

CarHouse, cars, climate change, damaged property, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, FloodCraft, flooded homes, flooded streets, Houses, MAYHEM, Moscow, natural disaster, rescue operations, Russian capital, severe flooding, Submerged, urban flooding, water damage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!