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CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal

blade runner, Career-killer, Cut, CuttingCraftsman, Deal, dialogue, editing, First Blood, Happy Ending, harrison ford, Howard Stern, Minecraft, movies, production issues, Reel, ridley scott, Rough cut, salvaged, Shooting script, smp, stallone, Studio, Theatrical cut, voiceover

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Votes:	8708	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.

Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.

So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	89	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

alcohol, bar scene, Breakups, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex girlfriend, ExWivesClub, favorite girlfriend, friendship, hurt feelings, immaturity, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, pettiness, reconciliation, relationships, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

StepmomSlaya69

Abuse, Adult, Apology, Boundaries, Civil, Communication, conditions, cousin, criticism, decision, Disrespect, family, genuine, grad school, narcissist, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, stepmom, StepmomSlaya69, Thanksgiving

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	701
Players Killed by Monsters:	910	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.

Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	1048

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

QuirkyBodyCraft

abnormal bodily quirks, abnormal physical quirks, atypical bodily features, atypical physical attributes, body quirks, distinctive bodily features, distinctive body traits, odd body characteristics, peculiar bodily traits, peculiar body traits, peculiar physical characteristics, QuirkyBodyCraft, rare physical quirks, strange bodily features, strange physical traits, uncommon body quirks, uncommon physical quirks, unique body quirks, unique physical characteristics, unusual body quirks, unusual body traits

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Conflict, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s Regime, ErdoganCraft, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Israel-Turkey Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, saddam hussein, SECURITY, Server, threat, turkey, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

OlgaCraft2024

2024.., athlete, Fencer, fencing, fencing champion, First Place, Gold Medalist, historic win, MEDAL, national pride, Olga Kharlan, OlgaCraft2024, Olympic, olympic games, podium finish, sports, Tokyo Olympics, triumph, Ukraine, Ukrainian athlete, Victory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got fencer olga kharlan as our mascot cuz she won ukraine’s first olympic medal in 2024! she be swingin’ her sword and kickin’ butt all over da place, just like u can on dis server! u wanna be a champ like olga? den join us and show off ur mad skills! we got epic battles, crazy challenges, and a whole lotta fun waitin’ for u! so what u waitin’ for? come join da party and let’s get fencin’!

NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

CompeteLikeAGirl

adjust perceptions, boost girls, bridge the gap, CompeteLikeAGirl, Competition, competitiveness, Confidence, confidence building, equality, gender differences, gender equality, gender gap, gender stereotypes, Men, perceptions, Performance, policies, research, societal norms, study, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7513	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	7318
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	224169
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!

Smp Server: Toasted Edition

Active, bedrock, Discord, Edition, English, Gametype, Ip:, java, Kick Message, Link, Minecraft, Play Session Length, Players, Realm, scam, Security Email, Server, smp, Survival, toasted, Verify Code, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	105
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Any
Length of Play Session	1-5 hours
Gametype	Survival
Language	English
IP	burnedsmp.minekeep.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Do I need to link my Minecraft account to Discord to join the server?

Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.

What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?

There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.

How long can I play on the server in one session?

The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.

What language is spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is English.

Is the server in Survival mode?

Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.