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CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	3830	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.

Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.

So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3440	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	New Chunks Explored:	431780
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	984
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

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PeepHub

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	3326
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

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Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Animals Bred:	171	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
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Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.