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NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5164
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	4868	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	1649	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	170
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	27206
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Farms Harvested:	903	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Star Shards Collected:	175	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	5172
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.