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Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to breakdance like a pro too. Plus, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. They sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You’ll be dancing to the beat of their funky tunes until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves. They have a secret talent for singing opera. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet that legendary breakdancing chicken.

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	554	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1526	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	571
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7998	Love Letters Sent:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

ACADEMIC, academic criticism, academic hindsight, academic study, Analysis, critique, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, historians, historical analysis, historical hindsight, historical interpretation, historical perspective, historical research, Interpretation, MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks, Monday morning quarterbacks, research, scholarly analysis, scholars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	8256
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

airborne particles, Covid-19, COVIDFree, duckbill mask, DuckbillCraft, face covering, healthcare equipment, infectious diseases, mask comparison, mask effectiveness, mask study, N95 mask, pandemic safety, protective gear, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory protection, viral transmission, virus containment, virus prevention, virus spread

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Buildings Constructed:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!